...speakin of contempt of court, there was an Atlanta lawyer who once picked up his briefcase and walked out of a courtroom right in the middle of a trial. The judge asked him, "Are you trying to show contempt for this court?"
The lawyer replied, "No your honor, I'm trying to hide it."
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!