I know lots of drunks who claim sobriety at the Starbucks or the Dunkin Donuts.
The size of his pores suggests otherwise.
I'm sticking with Xanax because of those wide mood swings leaked from the West Wing.
Two o'clock tweeting? Sleep disorder.
Most people take a stroll to the toilet and go back to sleep.
The guy is a complete mess.
The only thing he cares about is germs.