Hillary Clinton Sues Satan, Wants Her Soul Back
Lawyers for Hillary Clinton today announced that they are initiating legal action against Satan for breach of contract.
They are demanding that he return the soul of Hillary Clinton who was promised the highest office in the land for her soul.
Satan's representative, George Soros, declared that the promise was made in New York City and that she will have to settle for mayor.
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