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...once upon a time da phone cumpny decided they was gona start making employees take drug tests. Urine type. They advised us that a supervisor would be watching to make sure we didn't pull anything shady like bringing in some urine from somebody else and giving it to em. Everybody got their panties in a wad about this. I told em that I thought it was a good idea, especially the part about a supervisor observing, but that I didn't think it went far enough. I told em that to make sure their was no sleight of hand that a supervisor should hold the jar. They should also be instructed not to become upset if sombody happened to get any urine on them. I can't hit a toilet without getting it on the floor so it would not suprise me any if I happened to miss the jar and get some in the supervisors ear. After a brief meeting, they reconsidered and we never heard any more about it.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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