2 Women Try To Sneak 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Into U.S.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/smuggling-horse-genitals-in-juice-boxes_us_58a63a39e4b045cd34c019c3
...I have been accused of the same thing, but on closer examination the TSA realized that they were quite genuine and not being smuggled at all.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!