Ah, Zim ... that post jest might get ya promoted to Curmudgeon, Second Class. Well done, lad!
Now, are ya interested in gettin' promoted to Curmudgeon, First Class? Hint: it involves gettin' her to wear a very skimpy cheerleader outfit and shakin' her pom-poms in yer face during halftime ... 'cuz we ain't interested in the Super Bowl halftime show, anyway, right?!
After the second half starts, she can go back to makin' ya a samich and bringin' ya some more beers, don'tcha know!