ribit says, "Kinda like me at Hooters."
That's easy, yer majesty ... are you right-handed or left-handed?
Always go with yer dominant hand, first. That way, ya got a better chance of holdin' on while you grab with the other one, don'tcha know!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence