Well, Goofball Joe ... instead of stupidly fantasizing about winning the presidency and ending the existence of cancer, maybe you should concentrate on actually doing something about a very REAL problem ... the shameful disintegration of your family that is harming your grandkids. As a father, you need to put your foot down against ... NOT enable ... your son's disgraceful behavior (drug use, hiring prostitutes, and openly schtupping your deceased son's widow) that is tearing apart the lives of your daughters-in-law and their five children. Word of advice, Joe ... take care of your own dysfunctional household before you move on to dreaming about idealized glory for yourself.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence