That shows a good sense of humor, right there.
They need to add a "Press 4" option, though ...
"Please 4 if you want to hack the DNC. You will be re-directed to your nearest elementary school where any number of third graders should be to get the job done for you in a matter of minutes."
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence