Ivanka Turns Tears Into Perfume
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Tears of Social Justice Warriors
IVANKA TRUMP BUSINESS SAVVY
Entrepreneurial skills showcased
Photo: Ivanka collects the plentiful yet precious ingredient for Larmes de Gauche. Photo credit: Confederacy of Drones.
Now that Ivanka Trump's perfume has seen a sales explosion due to, of all things, retail outlets removing the brand from their shelves, Ms. Trump has been looking to further incorporate irritated liberals in her business strategy.
Immediately following the election, major retailers decided that it is better for the country and their business if they didn't appear to be, in any way, supportive of the new pro-business president. Retailers did not consider the fact that the vast majority of liberal women don't enjoy smelling pleasant, so any move related to perfume inventory would go unnoticed by this demographic. A recent poll indicated that the most popular scent for women who lean left was royal pine air freshener.
Industrial strength (and sized) pine scent "perfume" favored by leftist cows, everywhere.
"These women are clearly not playing in the women's fragrance market, hell, they've barely cracked the deodorant and razor markets," said pollster Carlton Treat.
Despite the lack of interest in fragrances beyond what's immediately available from nature, Ms. Trump has determined that these liberals can play an important role in production and marketing. She just announced a new women's fragrance she's calling Larmes de Gauche. Through keen business observations, Ms. Trump found a perpetual supply of the key ingredient that will certainly outrage the left and make the sales of Larmes de Gauche the hottest Ivanka Trump product to date ... tears of liberals.
"The volume produced is incredible," says Ms. Trump. "The only downside is that it's hard to collect the flood of tears without being bitten."
Public Health Notice: All tears collected are painstakingly subjected to intense radiation to kill STDs and most common forms of microbes and fungus related to poor hygiene.
Phew!!! No wonder it always smells so damn FUNKY over at the Further Freedom From Thought board!
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