Dead gator found in FGCU dorm room
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/35080800/dead-gator-found-in-fgcu-dorm-room
...police do not say whether or not there were any signs of sexual assault, but it is Florida!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!