A horse is a horse, of course, of course. And no one can talk to a horse of course. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed. Go right to the source and ask the horse.
Now, I realize that she got the short-end of the genetic stick and all ... since her parents are Billy Jeff (or possibly Webb Hubbell) and the Hildabeast ... but, Chelsea really shouldn't be putting her Hee-Hawing horseface on the cover of a national magazine, don'tcha know!
Wow - that the ugliest horse I've ever seen!
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