How to Crack an Egg Without Looking Like an Idiot
In terms of unpleasant culinary experiences, the unnerving crunch of eggshell in a cooked meal is second only to finding a hair in there. You've likely fucked up an egg crack more than once in your life. Maybe thinking about the physics of an egg will help.
http://www.esquire.com/food-drink/food/how-to/a54759/how-to-crack-egg/
...could not write an article about how to crack an egg without using the F word. Wonder if zz wrote this article for em.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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